I've been blogging since 2005. Over the years my blog has taken on many forms and the content has changed in waves, but one thing has not changed...I am a constant goof and crazy things happen to me. I post about them in the category, "One Time At Bandcamp." It was fun going through all those old posts. I'll probably do this for other categories from time to time too.
In the words of THIS guy, "Let's no further then do"...or without further ado, in no particular order, here are my all time fave five what-had-happened-was moments:
- This happened because I'm awesome. I mean that sarcastically...but then sort of literally.
About that time I locked my baby in the house.
- I told my boss I did number one
It was totally necessary.
About that time I learned that wasabi paste is NOT guacamole...the hard way.
- So I flashed my neighbor.
About that time, well, you know.
- Note to Self: When traveling by air...
About that time I wanted to put the smack down on some airline byotch.
And just because I had to share this one again, a bonus one about the time I had to use the men's bathroom...while it was in use:
No sir, don't mind me. You go right ahead and pee. I'm just changing my baby's diaper.