[ Subway Sandwich Artist (SA) sounds like Speedy Gonzales...you know, that Mexican mouse from the cartoons? ]
SA: Hello. What can I get for you?
ME: Six inch BMT on wheat, please?
ME: Provolone. Could you toast that for me, please?
SA: Yes, sure!
SA: What would you like on this?
ME: Hot mustard, black olives, banana peppers and tomatoes.
ME: Yes, thank you.
SA: To go?
SA: $8.16. What way are you going?
SA: What way are you going? When you leave here?
ME: Back towards William Cannon?
SA: Can I get a ride? I need a ride?
ME: With me?!
SA: Yes, I need a ride. Sign here please.
ME: I'm sorry. I don't think so. I don't know you.
SA: It's me, I'm the Subway Guy! No? That's fine. Thanks anyway.
What.ever Mr. Speedy Gonzales Subway Guy. I will not be the one on the news talkin' 'bout, "...but he made my sandwich!"